No matter what was on offer, Liam wasn't giving up the only gas mask in the shelter

 Iain couldn't contain his excitement when Westlife came on the radio

 When Liam and Mary found out they were playing slobs they were worried about typecasting

The best thing about directing is that you can catch forty winks at the same time

The stress of learning her words was starting to get too much for Wendy

It was a boring play, but the after-show party was a cracker

Banquo's Ghost was terrified by the sight of Vinny in a blue dress

"Hastings old boy, tell that young lady to give me back my lampshade"

"I was sure you said this party was fancy dress..."

Come along to a Raglan social and you never know what you might pull

Whatever it is they're drinking, mine's a double

Cilla Black made a surprise appearance in "The Odd Couple"

The ladies found Bill's "Krusty the Clown" hairstyle quite upsetting